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hadmatchingtowels:

Tumblr shades the fuck out of Pitbull for Timber

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leggywillow:

fuckyeahkylekiefer:

I’m going to use “Out-Of-Context Motivational Joffrey” whenever I can.

Oh my god, Motivational Joffrey
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xiii-wings:

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buttcramps:

is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT

I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”

THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS

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nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

Reblogging for that comment

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liquidferret:

Before and after photos of my pet baby turkey~ From 3 days old to almost 4 weeks

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"I have naturally curly, blonde hair"

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always-riddikulus:

Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.

I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.

Omg that comment.

They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.

The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.

‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’

‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’

‘Fair enough’

‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’

‘You can’t tell me what to do. My father was the chosen one.’

‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’

fuck you my dad did it’

‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’

‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’

‘Potter, you-‘

‘My father’s going to hear about this’

My father’s going to hear about this

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